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The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?

Religion Has Actually Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man Living In The Sky.

A Scary Dream Makes Your Heart Beat Faster. Why Doesn't The Part Of Your Brain That Controls Your Heartbeat Realize That Another Part Of Your Brain Is Making The Whole Thing Up? Don't These People Communicate?

There Are Battered Husbands. Apparently This Happens When The Woman Is Real Big, The Man Is Very Small, And They Each Drink A Quart Of Whiskey A Day.