I Do Think I Am Funny, Or

If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.