I Didn't Know If I Was Heterosexual

I Didn't Know If I Was Heterosexual Or Homosexual.

I Knew If I Waited Long Enough, The Republican Party Would Rock.

I Had Never Said, 'dad, I Love You'.

I Constantly Looked For Motherly Protection.

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.