I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.

I Love This Country For Several Reasons, Not The Least Of Which Is That I Know I'm Allowed To Hate It If I Want To.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

A Recent Police Study Found That You're Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run.

It's Nice To Be Included In The Broadcast Food Chain.