I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.