How Long Was I In The Army?

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.