I Bet You Never Thought The Hardest

Who Is He?" "an Idiot, Said Adrian. "makes Me Look Like An Upstanding Member Of Society.

This Dress Makes Me Look Fat," I Told Jasmine As We Stood Near The Back Of The Crowd And Watched The Last Minute Preperations Fall Into Place. She Glanced Over At Me And My Efforts To Rearrange The Folds Of My Long, Gauzy Dress. "your Pregnant," She Stated. "everything's Supposed To Make You Look Fat." I Scowled. "i Think The Correct Reponse Was 'no It Doesn't.

My Commentary's Hilarious, Not Witty.

But Perhaps The Best Part Of All Was That I, Sydney Katherine Sage, Guilty Of Constantly Analyzing The World Around Me, Well, I Stopped Thinking.

My Life Was Split By Two Worlds, But He Kept Me Whole.