I Believe Kids Shouldn't Be Taught Shakespeare.

I Don't Throw A Lot Of Parties. I Find Throwing Parties A Bit Intimidating.

Ill-informed Intuition Is Fantastic - It's What Great Art Is. So Really Old Painters Or Writers Or Actors Are Brilliant, Because They've Finally Reached The Point When They Can Let Go Of Al Technique.

I Don't Think It's Good To Try And Change Anyone. The Trick And The Mystery - Of Relationships And Life In General - Is To Learn To Live With The Bits You Don't Like.

My Grandfather Had Come Over As A Member Of The Czarist Army, To Make An Arms Deal With The British Government. Being A Blinkered Military Man, He Was Unaware That The Russian Revolution Was About To Take Place.

I Hate People Eating On Film. I Hate It Even Worse On The Radio, When People Eat On The Radio. I Just Can't Stand It.