I Am Proof That Einstein's "e Equals

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.

Now, I Don't Want To Get Off On A Rant Here, But Guilt Is Simply God's Way Of Letting You Know That You're Having Too Good A Time.

I Like The Show [factor] Because It's Horny, But It's Not Skeevy. Where Else Are You Going To Get That Nowadays?

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Should I Really Care What Kind Of Beer Frogs Recommend?