I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

I'd Like To Do A Reality Show With Four White People...who Are Dropped Off In A Really Bad Black Neighborhood. And The Show Would Be Called...cracker Hunt.

Do You Ever Do Something, And Then Think To Yourself: That's So Raven?

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.