Do You Ever Do Something, And Then

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

My Stand-up Is More Like How I Am In Real Life. I Don't Really Do A Character Thing In Stand-up. It's Just A Bunch Of Sentences That Are Supposed To Be Funny.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.