Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

People Get Tv Deals By Doing Something In Their Grandmother's Basement. It Is Definitely The Wave. Everybody Is Trying To Do All That Stuff. I Mean, The Internet Is The Only Reason That I've Gotten Work Is Because I've Somehow Created A Line And People Have Seen It. And Then I've Been Asked To Auditions.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

When I Was In High School I Used To Sit By Myself In The Cafeteria - Not Necessarily By Choice - But I Thought It Was Funny To Talk To People That Weren't There.