I Am Bravery. I Am Courage. I

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.