I Always Try To Just Be Honest

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.