I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

The Plastic Knife Is Perfect For When A Person Just Wants To Make Some Marks On His Food And Get Insanely Frustrated At The Same Time.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.