Humor Is, By Its Nature, More Truthful

The Only Time A Bachelor's Bed Is Made Is When It's In The Factory.

The Idea Of A News Broadcast Once Was To Find Someone With Information And Broadcast It. The Idea Now Is To Find Someone With Ignorance And Spread It Around.

At Epcot Center The Disney Corporation Has Focused Its Attention On Two Things Greatly In Need Of Disneyfication: The Tedious Future And The Annoying Whole Wide World.

I Went Back To Bumming Around New York, Writing Freelance Stuff For Car & Driver And Such.

The Wonder Is That Communism Lasted So Long. But Then Again, Modern Poetry Lasted A Long Time, Too.