Home Is Pretty Utopian.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.

Some Physicists Describe Gravity In Terms Of Ten Dimensions All Curled Up. But Those Aren't Real Words-just Placeholders, Used To Refer To Parts Of Abstract Equations.

I Have A Perverse Attraction To Risk. Not Physical Risk But Emotional, Financial Risk - Anything Than Can't Kill You Immediately.

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.