Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.