Here Eddie, Hold The Flag While I

Don't Forget To Stop And Smell The Roses.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.