He That Searches For Praise Will Often

If You Desire Praise Or Esteem, Endeavor To Merit It.

Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is Strong.

During Misfortunes, Nothing Aggravates Our Condition More, Than To Be Esteemed Deserving Of Them.

I've Seen People In Theaters, And It Just Doesn't Work, Because You're Talking To The Guy Next To You The Whole Time.

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.