Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.

Many People Are Skeptical About Marriage Of Michael Jackson And Lisa Marie Pressley. They Say, Lisa Marie Is More Of A Sit At Home Type, While Michael Jackson Is More Of A Homosexual Pedophile.

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