He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The

They're Twin-like," Shaunee Said. "hilarious," Erin Agreed. "shut Up!" Aphrodite And Stevie Rae Said Together, Which Made The Twins Convulse Into Laughter.

If You're Too Scared To Put Your Dreams, Thoughts, Desires, Fantasies On Paper And Share Them With The World, Then Being An Author Isn't The Right Career For You.

Man, I Would Have Peeled Off My Shirt Faster Than You Can Say Bubba Loves Trucks.

Before I Could Cry Or Scream I Whirled Around And Stalked To My Bedroom,slamming The Door Behind Me. I Hope They All Drown. "zoey Your Mother And I Need To Speak With You." Great. Clearly They Didn't Drown.

My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just A Really Good Actress.