My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just

Don't You Think Baby Corns Are Scary? There's Just Something Wrong About Their Midget Bodies.

Another Two-bowl Morning?" - Damien Maslin Asking Zoey Redbird If Her Love Of Cereal Was The Reason She Was Almost Late For Vamp Soc Class

But We're Going To Smile And Pretend We're Fine With The Dorky Birthmas Gifts Because People Do Not Get That They Can't Mush A Birthday Into Christmas.

Gender Preference Does Not Define You. Your Spirit Defines You.

She's Easy To Lead Around, A Shiny Present Here, A Pretty Compliment There, And You Have True Love And A Popped Cherry Sacrificed To The God Of Deception And Hormones. Young Girls Are So Ridiculous--so Predictably Easy.