He Reminds Me Of A Completely Different

Arguably, Blackburn Have Got The Best Forward Line In The Premiership. There's No Denying That.

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

My Ipod's Unbelievable. Seriously. The Kids Have Put Most Of The Music On It But There's A Complete Mix Of 80s Rubbish And Current Day Stuff.