He Found A New Way To Cover

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.