Having Fun Is A Very Particular Skill.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

The Peak Of Being A Fan Is A Hotdog And A Beer And A Seat At The Game. There's Nothing Above That. Nothing Above It.

What Is The Story With The Airport Sinks, That They Will Not Give Us A Twist-on Twist-off Human Faucet. "is It That Too Risky For The Human Population? We Have To Do The One-handed Pain-in-the-ass Alcatraz-style Faucets. "what Is It They Think We Will Do? Turn 'em All On Full, Run Out Into The Parking Lot, Laughing, Pushing Each Other Into The Bushes?

To Me, If Life Boils Down To One Thing, It's Movement. To Live Is To Keep Moving.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!