Happiness Is A Habit—cultivate It.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

Christianity Supplies A Hell For The People Who Disagree With You And A Heaven For Your Friends.

Philosophy Rests On A Proposition That Whatever Is Is Right. Preaching Begins By Assuming That Whatever Is Is Wrong.

Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think. They Simply Write The Things They Think Other Folks Think They Think.

Punishment - The Justice That The Guilty Deal Out To Those That Are Caught.