Feed The Alligators And You Get Bigger

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.

Some Bosses Are So Greedy (for Themselves Only) They Forget Underlings Are Not Thirteenth-century Peasants Who Can Be Satisfied With A Glass Of Mead And Three Festivals A Year.

Get Up And Do It If It Needs To Be Done, Even If You Hate It!

Work With The Raw Material You Have, Namely You, And Never Let Up.

If You're A Little Mouseburger, Come With Me. I Was A Mouseburger And I Will Help You. You're So Much More Wonderful Than You Think. Cosmopolitan Is Shot Full Of This Stuff Although Outsiders Don't Realize It. It Is, In Its Way, An Inspiration Magazine.