Everything You Want In Life Has Teeth.

I Started A Short Story But It Was So Dreary That Even My Pen Threw Up.

I Have Never Heard Anyone Say This Is It. I Know Right Now Is The High Point Of My Life. It Will Never Get Any Better. Only In Retrospect Do We Recognize The Best Times And Of Course Then It Is Too Late.

Eating Is Sex For Old People.

Women Are Always Complaining About Men's Fascination With Breasts. But What If Men Were Absolutely Indifferent To Breasts? What Would Women Do Then With These Things That Serve One Function Once Or Twice In A Lifetime, And The Rest Of The Time Are Just In The Way?

Why Do People Always Gesture With Their Hands When They Talk On The Phone?