Everyone With An Iphone Is A Journalist

When I Talk About My Husband, I Feel As If People Roll Their Eyes. It's Like When You're 16 And Order A Martini, And The Waiter Says, 'do You Think I'm Stupid?'. They Can't Grasp That I'm Old Enough To Be Married.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

Until You Have Kids, You Can't Imagine How Much You Could Possibly Love A Human Being.

I'll Starve To Death Before I'll Cook For Myself. I Think I Could Survive A Week Without Eating.

I Don't Want To Open My Mouth Or Speak Anymore, Because Everything I Say Becomes Scandalous. It Wears You Out.