Everybody Lies About Sex.

I Think The Major Problem In Growing Up Is To Become Sophisticated Without Becoming Cynical.

If I Had A Boy Scout I Could Make A Fire By Rubbing His Hind Legs Together.

The Most Ridiculous Concept Ever Perpetrated By Homo Sapiens Is That The Lord God Of Creation, Shaper And Ruler Of The Universes, Wants The Saccharine Adoration Of His Creations, That He Can Be Persuaded By Their Prayers, And Becomes Petulant If He Does Not Receive This Flattery. Yet This Ridiculous Notion, Without One Real Shred Of Evidence To Bolster It, Has Gone On To Found One Of The Oldest, Largest And Least Productive Industries In History.

Never Cast Pearls Before Swine.

The Purpose Of War Is To Support Your Government's Decisions By Force.