English? Who Needs That? I'm Never Going

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

I Believe That Children Are Our Future. Unless We Stop Them Now.