Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

Writing Books Isn't A Drastic Departure From Writing For The Stage.

The Worst Thing About E-mail Is That You Can’t Interrupt The Other Person. You Have To Read The Whole Thing And Then E-mail Them Back, Pointing Out All Their Mistakes And Faulty Assumptions. It’s Frustrating And It’s Time-consuming. God Bless Phone Calls.

I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loath And Despise The Groups They Identify Or Belong To.

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.