You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

If The Black Box Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff?