Doolittle Looked Just Like A Little Toy

I'm Proud Of Being Part Cherokee, And I Think It's Time All Us Indians Felt The Same Way.

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.

Mommy Smoked But She Didn't Want Us To. She Saw Smoke Coming Out Of The Barn One Time, So We Got Whipped.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!