Don't Leave It All Unsaid, Somewhere In

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

[sigmund Freud] Just Made People Feel So Neurotic About Their Lives. I Mean, If You Dreamt About A Lampshade, It Meant You Wanted To Be Whipped By The Local Vicar Or Something.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.

All Human Activity Is Fruitless When Pitted Against The Girls And Boys Singing On Pop Television, For They Have Found The Answer As The Rest Of Us Search For The Question. I Will Sing, Too. If Not, I Will Have To Die.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.