Don't Hire A Dog, Then Bark Yourself

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

The Manufacturer Who Finds Himself Up The Creek Is The Short-sighted Opportunist Who Siphons Off All His Advertising Dollars For Short-term Promotions.

It Strikes Me As Bad Manners For A Magazine To Accept One Of My Advertisements And Then Attack It Editorially - Like Inviting A Man To Dinner Then Spitting In His Eye.

Hard Work Never Killed A Man. Men Die Of Boredom, Psychological Conflict, And Disease. They Do Not Die Of Hard Work.

On The Average, Five Times As Many People Read The Headlines As Read The Body Copy.