Don't Believe In Miracles - Depend On

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

In Spite Of Warnings, Nothing Much Happens Until The Status Quo Becomes More Painful Than Change.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.