Curious People Are Intersting People, I Wonder

The Whole Dating Ritual Was Different When I Was A Kid. Girls Got Pinned, Not Nailed.

This Country Hates Professors. It Likes Toby Keith - 'i'm Gonna Put A Boot In Their Ass.' If You Don't Do That, Somehow You Can't Be Strong.

When Sex Is Good Theres Nothing Better, When Its Bad Its Not Bad.

Our Mistakes From The Past Are Just That: Mistakes. And They Were Necessary To Make In Order To Become The Wiser Person We Became.

New Rule: News Organizations Have To Stop Using The Phrase: "we Go Beyond The Headlines." That's Your Job, Dummy. You Don't See American Airlines Saying, "we Land Our Jets On The Runway"!