Come On In Girls, And Leave All

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.