If He's Been Married For 31 Years,

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.