Certainly, No Church Should Be Involved In

I Saw The Young Man Over There With Eggs Benedict, With Hollandaise Sauce. And I Was Going To Suggest To You That You Serve Your Eggs With Hollandaise Sauce In Hubcaps. Because There's No Plates Like Chrome For The Hollandaise.

It's False Advertising To Call Mrs. Obama The First Lady. First Woman, Maybe, But Certainly Not A Lady. Ann Romney Is An Actual Lady.

I Was Too Important To Go To Vietnam.

The Multiculturalism Movement Must Be Unmasked For The Fraud That It Is. There Are Superior Cultures, And Ours Is One Of Them.

We Do Have Tough Gun Laws In Massachusetts. I Support Them. I Won't Chip Away At Them. I Believe They Help Protect Us And Provide For Our Safety. I'm Sure My Positions Won't Make Me The Hero Of The Nra.