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I'm Awkward At These Things. Just Being Nominated For An Academy Award For Best Supporting Actor For Karate Kid Was A Real Surprise And I Was A Little Uncomfortable.

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.