But Wait!!! You Make It To 60.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

I Was Once Dancing With A Woman Who Told Me She Had A Yeast Infection So I Told Her To Bake Me Some Bread.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

When I Ask How Old Your Toddler Is, I Don't Need To Hear '27 Months.' 'he's Two' Will Do Just Fine. He's Not A Cheese. And I Didn't Really Care In The First Place.