As A Matter Of Principle, I Never

Children Are Not Our Future, And I Can Prove It With My Usual, Flawless Logic. Children Can't Be Our Future, Because By The Time The Future Arrives, They Won't Be Children Anymore, So Blow Me!

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.