Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.