Believe Me, If I Looked Good, It's

Reading Makes Me Feel I've Accomplished Something, Learned Something, Become A Better Person. ... Reading Is Bliss.

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

Insane People Are Always Sure They're Just Fine. It's Only The Sane People Who Are Willing To Admit They're Crazy.

Believe Me, If I Looked Good, It's Not An Accident.

Everybody I Know Who Goes Out And Plays A Little Softball, They Break Their Leg.