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There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.