Be A Gentleman Farmer.

The Only Gain From The Friendship Of The Great Is A Fine Dinner.

The Only Path To A Tranquil Life Is Through Virtue. [lat., Semita Certe Tranquillae Per Virtutem Patet Unica Vitae.]

Where Have You Ever Found That Man Who Stopped Short After The Perpetration Of A Single Crime?

Like Warmed-up Cabbage Served At Each Repast, The Repetition Kills The Wretch At Last.

The Abject Pleasure Of An Abject Mind And Hence So Dear To Poor Weak Woman Kind. [lat., Vindicta Nemo Magis Gaudet, Quam Femina.]