An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

America Is A Land Of Opportunity And Don't Ever Forget It.

A Foreigner Coming Here And Reading The Congressional Record Would Say That The President Of The United States Was Elected Solely For The Purpose Of Giving Senators Somebody To Call A Horse Thief.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

You Should Never Try And Teach A Pig To Read For Two Reasons. First, It's Impossible; And Secondly, It Annoys The Hell Out Of The Pig!.