An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't

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That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

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An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You...what Can Happen Under Any Given Condition, And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's Too.